San Antonio Escorts: High Society: Attack of the Bikini

April 15, 2010

Dale also went to meet with a dating consultant who runs a very exclusive escort service for old ladies. Dale was nervous, but she really wants a man. “I have everything I need in my life,” she said, referring to her riches and her whip-smart daughters who are doing such interesting things. “The only thing I’m missing… is a big old thing up my cooter.” Ha, I wish she’d said that! I would have liked her. No, she said loovvvve. Oh love. If Dale had lived her life for love she wouldn’t be sitting in some fancy New York City building wearing Talbot’s Premiere Collection. No, she’d be shacked up with Randy Devereaux down in Houma, smoking her extra long Chesterfields, drinking warm Millers, and she’d be a great-grandmother by now, many times over. Would run fan boat tours for wayward tourists once in a while. But no, she married for money, so here she is. Doing this. Part of this club. Ah well.

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